Yea I have a garden. It’s not my nonna’s, it’s not some shitty home garden kit. It’s a bad-ass, green, all-sorts-of-food-n-shit garden!
You know what I did with it today? I went out and picked my spinach, my chives, and my parsley, and I made the most tasty omelet I’ve ever eaten. I even took a tomato, cut that shit into slices, and GARNISHED THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
Bitches don’t even know…
